" BongMe.com is a fun and exciting company. I get a kick out of the products and have a blast using them all. Thanks for the fun nights" - Brian Portland

"IM faaaaaacked - DAve

"I gotta admit, i thought the sure shot was bullshit but the things works awsome and i use it all the time" - Paul Caley

"Is this where im supposed to explain how you guys changed my life for the better? How I could walk again and my retarded little brother joey became unretarded and a cure for cancer was discovered and I won the lottery and a &%$#@ nobel peace price all because of your $%^&# funnels?" - @#$% YOU

"the sure shot got me wicked drunk" - Sarah

"You guys should start making beer funnels out of fruit roll ups so they'd be edible" -Anonymous

"Hella cool shit, keep it up." - Lindsay Johnson

"The helmetbuzz got me laid, no joke." - Mike Young

"jdhsdjafhgkshfgfreygfyurgeyufgrefr POOP!" - AL GORE

"suck my sure shot %$#" - Dan

"BongMe.com BEER FUNNELS FOR LIFE - Anonymous

"cant belive how well the sure shot works. awsome" - Mc Suds.

"for the record we got more than 64 oz. into the BongMe.com classic. too bad it all endt up on the rug" - Kappa Kappa Alpha

"im am captain carl" - carls dad

"Cant wait till you guys get BongMe.comco.com, your products are awesome and the site is fun too" - Brendan

"the BongMe.com 2000 is ill. we funneld with it all night until our %$#@ RA stole it. I bet he is %$%$# off into it right now - Patrick S.

"can you funnel a beer funnel into anoter beer funnel?" - Anonymous

"%$#@ good &^%$ keep on chuggin and druggin" - pat

"i got my penis caught in the sure shot" - NINE INCH NICK

"The speedybuzz looks suspiociously like a transmisson funnel....hmmm" - Gary Davis

"guess whooos drunk?" -nina d.

"Nice stuff. Now Send me some free $h!T" - Chris

"shits fresh" - COOLbonz

"Shipping of my Sure Shot took a day longer than you told me it would, but I suppose that's acceptable. I guess it's pretty fun, but it comes out too fast for me I think. Is there a slower one ever coming out? I don't know how that would work..maybe it would have a longer tube? Anyways, guys seemed to be a lot better at it then I was but whatever it was still fun. I go to UCLA and around here people are sorta stupid about things and people saw my sure shot and where like woah whats that and i showed it to them and some people tried, most were good but others screwed it up by not putting there hand over the air hole." I will stay periodically check with this website to be informed of other products, please, a little quicker with the shipping next time thank you, bye xxooxxoo - Meghan Jones

"beer funnels are fun to play with." - BOB

"you guys SUCK" - Anonymous

"megan needs to shut the &%$@ up" - girl hitter

"the guys in your so called testing group look like tools" - Anonymous

"wow, megahn jones is a B&%$. Let's all get drunk" - Zach

"I made my dad funnel with the 2000, he pussyed out after one beer" - Brian

"I went to the drunk section while actually drunk. It somehow cancled it out and made the picture clear" - TJ

"Using the Sure Shot between a chicks rack is a good idea. Post up pictures of that on your page. There's my %$#&ing suggestion, send me another one." - Greg

"We bang guys with BongMe.com funnels!" - the Alpha Gamma Gals